Jay Swift
primary He/Him
Pedant Faggot who claims otherwise.
Usually the voice of reason but his competitiveness and desire to prove everyone else wrong often gets to the best of him. He assumes that everyone is as cynical as he is an has difficulty conceiving genuine people.
Relationships
Psyche Lea
Is both amused and disappointed with the great lengths she'll take to do as little work as possible
Evan Odd
Kind of scared of deceptively clueless he is plays up to be
August July
Actually doesn't mind hanging out with him when he's not being annoying. Gets tease a lot by him and doesn't take any of his advances seriously; under the assumption that he's being ironic.
Benedict
Has an awful one-sided crush on him. Literally can't act normally around him and give everyone second hand embarrassment.
Likes
- History and Politics
- Nitpicking Everything
Dislikes
- Metrosexuals
- Scratching Metal
- Everything!!!

